Alcohol Review by DiaLæT

Love hate relationship. Alcohol is such a bitch. It sure does help with socializing at parties, or kickbacks, or just socializing in general, definitely helps you open up and destroys the inhibitions of the terribly self-conscious.... but do I really have to puke like that? Seriously, it fucking hurts. A lot. It's like pulling your stomach inside out to remove a pile of glop. And the party is great and all, but how the hell am I gonna get home? Designated driver? That never works, he's probably drunk too! And fuck hangovers, oh how I hate hangovers, how can anyone function on a hangover? Why the fuck is this legal and pot isn't? Oh, right, because we live in a system of "do as we say or you're fucking dead" and we pretend it's a free country. Well, if the two drugs switched roles we'd have a decent fucking planet, and that's the damn truth.